tellhimfred.com

I don’t normally delve into the world of celebrity gossip, so this actually feels a little dirty writing this.

Kevin Federline, husband of Britney Spears, has a web site: kevinfederline.com.

The site is done entirely in flash, and begins with a long intro that includes clippings from tabloids. The idea of the site is: “Don’t believe everything you read about me, Kevin Federline.” A graphic then says “Never Judge A Book By Its Cover.”

When all the champagne bottles are done popping and the flash settles down a bit, there’s a short bio on Mr. Federline:

I don’t think we’ve ever been formally introduced. My name is Kevin Federline. I’m 6 feet tall, have brown hair and brown eyes. I enjoy horseback riding, long walks on the beach and the wind whipping through my hair. Ha ha ha. On a more serious note, there’s going to be a lot more information and updates on here in the coming weeks and I think this will provide you with the opportunity to get to know who I really am. Anyway, thanks for checking out my site and be sure to come back often. You can click here to join my email list and also check me out on MySpace.

So what’s my point? Nothing whatsoever.