Here is your assignment: From the moment your eyes reach the period in the following statement, measure how long it takes you to fail:
Do Not Say The Words Yes Or No Today.
Let me know how long it takes you.
Entries from May 2007
Don’t Say Yes Or No
May 30th, 2007 · No Comments
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Don’t you know there’s no devil; just God when he’s drunk.
May 30th, 2007 · 4 Comments
I heard that this morning while properly caffeinating myself. How have I gone 28 years without ever hearing and appreciating Mr. Waits? Seriously. There are two things in life: There’s whatever this is, and there is Tom Waits.
Onto this weekend:
I am not 18 anymore. In fact, I may be an old man.
This weekend proved to [...]
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Oh How I Hate The Sprint Web Site
May 24th, 2007 · 2 Comments
Sprint is my cell provider. I’ve been with them for years. The service and price are decent, so I don’t really complain. But their web site is a steaming pile of shit. I intend to prove that to you right now. If you click on the pictures, you’ll get a full-scale screenshot showing you exactly [...]
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If I Only Had More Time
May 24th, 2007 · No Comments
Every time I look at this blog (and my other one), I recoil with disgust. The sidebar is all screwed up, the design stinks, and I’m sick of the generic, no personality header. I’m just sick of it. But it takes time and effort, not to mention creativity, to change that stuff. So I put [...]
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Just some quick updates
May 23rd, 2007 · 3 Comments
I promise- I haven’t forgotten about this blog. I’ve just been a little bit busy here at the new job, and I just haven’t had time to post any updates here.
A couple of quick updates here:
1. I can talk a little more freely about my job now.
Our company is still in “stealth-mode”, but we’re getting [...]
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I Think I Bought A Car……
May 16th, 2007 · 3 Comments
So I may have just bought a car a couple of days ago. Let me explain.
On Saturday I went to the Nissan dealership to take a look at cars. Since taking this new gig, I drive about 50-60 miles a day. Couple that with driving a 91 Buick and you’ve got about 9-10 miles per [...]
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The Good Reverend Al: The Poster Boy of Credibility
May 15th, 2007 · No Comments
For some reason the media has decided that Al Sharpton is the person that needs to be interviewed any time there is a question regarding race, hate speech, and basically any time someone says something that could be considered racist.
Recently he debated Sean Hannity, then Bernard McGuirk (the YouTube videos are posted below). If [...]
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The most useless product of all time: nominations.
May 15th, 2007 · 2 Comments
I need your help. I want to identify the most useless product of all time. Something that when you see it makes you ask “Why did anyone make that?” Something that seems like it was produced only for the sake of producing it. My best example so far is the pet rock. But I don’t [...]
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People Against Censorship
May 10th, 2007 · No Comments
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Revere Beach Boulevard
May 10th, 2007 · 3 Comments
I’ve complained about my street, but haven’t given any evidence. So here:
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