Today I’m feeling about as useful as a drunken monkey spinning on a sit-n-spin.
I like sayings like that (just made that one up, and yes, it stinks). What’s your favorite saying that goes in the form of:
He’s as _____________ as a _____________.
Useful as a…….
June 21st, 2007 · 6 Comments
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1 Sarah // Jun 21, 2007 at 1:47 pm
My favorite: I’m about as useful as a one-legged man in a butt-kicking competition.
2 J. // Jun 21, 2007 at 4:05 pm
I’d love to know where this one comes from:
“He’s as crazy as a rat in a tin shit house.”
3 Jason // Jun 22, 2007 at 11:50 am
I’m as useful as tits on a boar hog. My dad used to say that, and oddly, yesterday, without seeing your post, I said it, then Evan told me about this post, then on the train ride home, reading “Trinity” by Leon Uris, there it was in print. Weird.
4 Kristen // Jun 25, 2007 at 10:20 am
Are you aware that this “monkey” has mammary glands?
5 Mom // Jun 25, 2007 at 8:13 pm
This is about as interesting as watching paint dry.(Please don’t get me wrong-not talking about what I read here!}Just like the saying.
6 Brooke // Jun 26, 2007 at 4:18 pm
First of all, drunken monkeys are far from useless; trust me I know! on the saying part…I have a good one but I can’t remember it right now…I’ll get back to you…
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