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I was having a conversation with someone who left her ATM card in the machine. That immediately made me think of my post here where I went to a gas station and paid, then proceeded to leave without pumping any gas. So, being the internet attention whore that I am, I sent her the [...]

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This morning while driving in to work, I was behind a woman who had the following bumper sticker on her car:

At first, I just thought “what the hell?” But then I realized that the strange thing wasn’t that someone actually bought this bumper sticker and put it on her car. No, what struck me as [...]

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Yesterday I read a news story that R. Kelly has release chapters 13-22 of his epic series “Trapped in the Closet“. Now, if you’re not in the know (I wasn’t), here’s the idea:
“Trapped in the Closet” is a series of songs released by R&B singer R. Kelly in the late summer of 2005. The songs [...]

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I’ve been getting an incredible number of emails letting me know that I am an idiot for believing that “Fitzy” was a real person instead of just a character played by comedian Nick Stevens. Apparently, I am the only sucker out there that didn’t know. So yes. Okay. I admit it: I was completely fooled [...]

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Damn it! I am a complete idiot. Either that, or Nick Stevens is just really, really good. Yeah, let’s go with that last one.
So “Paul Fitzy Fitzgerald” is just a character played by New York comedian Nick Stevens. Guh. At least he is from Braintree, so it’s not a total fraud. I also suppose the [...]

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Last night after work, I met up with some people from my last gig over drinks. We started talking about the list of the greatest musical moments in cinema, and a new list came to mind: the surprise badass. Here we go.
The idea is this: an actor in a role that completely surprises you at [...]

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So, since I’m back from Seattle and finally rested and time-readjusted, it’s time to get back to blogging. And, since some of my recent posts have been classified as “emo, whiny bullshit”, I thought I’d take this opportunity to shift gears.
Jason emailed me the other day with an idea for a post. And instead of [...]

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Well hello there.
I’m here in Sunny, beautiful Seattle Washington and I cannot wait to get home.
It’s not that I don’t like it here. I kind of like Seattle. I’m having trouble trying to figure out what it reminds me of. It’s a very walkable city like Boston, and it reminds me a little bit of [...]

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Spam email messages- Why do they bother? If it’s true that one in a million people actually believe email spam messages and buy something, that just really lowers my respect for the entire human race.
People that let every little thing bother them- I know someone that got cut off in traffic yesterday. She actually took [...]

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In our last episode, we talked about what to do and what not to do while in pursuit of someone. We will now move on from that, and assume that dating has already commenced, and there is some kind of unspoken bond (short of relationship) between the two people.
The issue now is moving from a [...]

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