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So as you all may have noticed, the THF site has been down all day. Barry is probably going to come up with some BS excuse about how he forgot to pay his electrical bill, or he kicked the plug last night stumbling around looking for his box of condoms. IT IS A [...]

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“Dear Cleveland Indians,
Welcome back to Fenway! Please accept these blankets as a token of our hospitality.
Best Wishes,
Red Sox Management.”

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Anyone else getting that 2004 ALCS feeling? You know, the one where you really hope the Sox can pull it off, but in the back of your mind you’re thinking, “I really hope they can beat the Indians…, but they are the Red Sox, and they’re gonna let us down.” Oh, you are [...]

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So last night, Jimmy Hoffa and I went to see the punk band “Bad Religion.”  If you have never heard of this band, I highly recommend giving it a listen, but I digress.  It was without a doubt one of the best concerts I have ever been to.  Plus, I have this strange fixation on punk rock girls.  [...]

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Part-time fans and newcomers were all psyched up about the Sox chasing Sabathia early in Game 1. They all sported their World Series feathers the next morning, praising Beckett, and he deserved it. But those of us loyal to the pain of being a Sox fan knew damn well that it wouldn’t last [...]

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I check out the TuckerMax.com message board from time to time, and saw a great thread today. People are posting the most insightful thing they’ve ever been told. A few gems:
 ”The source of all conflict is the scarcity of resources”
“The world is run by those who show up.”
“Don’t look where you fell, but where you [...]

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So I know I was going to talk about my f’ed up relationships and how they screwed me up, and I will get to that eventually, but I have something else to discuss today.
So for the past couple months I have been living at my parents house.  I won’t get into why, but needless to [...]

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Sometimes you have a bad day. The kind of day that makes you completely angry at humanity. The kind that sours your outlook on life. The kind of mood where you could be annoyed by a gift of a tax free million.
That’s not the kind of day I want to dwell on here. Nope, I’m [...]

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Boston is a great city. I mean that, I really do. I like it so much better than the swamps of Louisiana. One of the things I love about this city is that there are so many fun watering holes.  Growin’ up in the swamps, there wasn’t much to do but drink ‘shine, so when [...]

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I propose that the Massachusetts Turnpike Authority install ‘Second-Chance Exits’ for those of us who sometimes partake while driving solo on the highway.
Here’s what I mean.  Driving back to Boston last night, about 11pm, there’s nobody on the road, and I “happen” to have a full onie on me.  With some chill tunes, I partake [...]

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