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So I stopped off at the Russian guys’ liquor store near my house last night to get some beer. It was about 9:30 or so. I walked in and the two guys were laughing and joking around with another customer, a latin guy. I got a six pack of Heinecken light, and [...]

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This game is the NFC equivalent, this season, of the Pats v. Indy game. The Packers are 10-1, and my prediction a few weeks back could possibly come to light. The Pack is a shoe-in for the playoffs, and really, who else in the NFC, save for the Cowboys, might beat them?
Favre is [...]

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Yeah, it’s not much of a headline, but hey - in a 1-6 person per team trivia night, Barry and Jimmy by themselves made a pretty decent show of it. (Cutty was busy scoring amyl nitrate, and Prime….well, the less said about what Prime was up to the better…)
The last two categories were what screwed [...]

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I’ve mentioned this many times before to friends, but never on the blog. If you’re a huge fan of Silence of the Lambs, you NEED to download the mp3 files for “Silence of the Lambs: The Musical” from the Kaplan brothers. It is INCREDIBLY NOT SAFE FOR WORK.
Seriously, do not play this out loud if [...]

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Cum on Feel the Noize indeed.
The 80’s… just died.

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News flash: Thanksgiving 2007 has passed. Holiday shopping has begun in earnest, retail stores are beginning the media blitz (a German word that means “fisting”) to assault us with the need to consume, and I am dreading going to work tomorrow.
HOWEVER…this year was an interesting one at the Hoffa homestead. I traveled down to traditional [...]

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Last night I went out to suburbia to hang out with some friends I have not seen in a while. Their names are Doug and Loretta, and that will come in handy in a second. A few minutes after I arrived, two of Loretta’s friends (women) showed up. I extended my hand to say “Hi. [...]

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And that’s about it. I’m at work right now with no inkling of, or ambition to, do anything. I am ignoring Outlook emails. I am blowing off what little pretend Marketing that goes on (after Vogon approval, that is) in this firm.
Aside from our firm, this building is pretty much empty. [...]

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Yeah, Brady’s good. The real 81 is also. [as i eat popcorn]
But the Pats’ offensive line is unheard of. Give those guys some credit.

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So a while back, Jimmy and I were at a bar drinking and what have you with his girlfriend. As she was looking in her purse for some tranquilizers (Jimmy tends to get a bit worked up sometimes) I noticed she had a sticker in her bag. Before she could do anything I [...]

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