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A quick, simple hypothetical:
Let’s say you’re single. All your friends are busy tonight, and you’ve been working from home all day. You NEED to go out and interact with human beings, but you’re not a big fan of being the “creepy guy by himself” at the bar. It’s not like you want to go out [...]

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I’ve had this conversation many, many times. Now someone is trying to put some science behind this:
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We here at TellHimFred are happy to announce that the TellHimFred Bowl is officially on! Barry and my team overcame last year’s championship opponents today, Cutty & Jimmy stomped thier adversaries this afternoon. We now advance to the finals in our Fantasy League.
Barry and I were pretty much toast at the [...]

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WTF? As I crawl out from under the rock I’ve been living under since my last post, which was, well, I have no idea. I am happy to announce that Barry has officially entered the 21st century. For a guy who’s basically a computer genius, he hasn’t had cable tv or a [...]

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Well, Barry finally came out of his writing hiatus recently so I decided it was time for me to make time for all you tellhimfredders out there in internet land. I realize I haven’t written anything in a while, and rather than come up with some lame excuse about how I was fighting in [...]

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Wow, it’s been a long time since I’ve posted here on tellhimfred.com. I’ve been spending way too much time working on my other blog (which shall remain nameless). But, I’m back, and here’s a list of my current obsessions.
1. RockBand- Holy monkey balls is this game addictive. Guitar Hero is fun, but playing the drums [...]

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The holidays bring us many blessings. From fruitcake that looks like dolphin poop, the uncle who starts every sentence with “Pursuant to Megan’s Law, I am required to inform you…”, the sweater your aunt gave you that is made from human hair, to the scum that forms on the sides of your mouth when [...]

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Right now, faithful readers, we are potentially headed for a head-to-head battle amongst the staff here. In Fantasy Football, the illustrious Barry Freed and the ever-preeminent Opposite Prime teamed up at the beginning of the season, while intrepid Cutty and yours truly joined forces in the same league…
…14 weeks later, guess whose teams are at [...]

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If you’re a guy, and if you’re like me, you are, then there are certain things we take for granted. Beer comes up through tubes that come, through a space warp portal below the bar, from the Land of Awesome, clothing magically washes and folds itself when your girlfriend comes over to cast magic [...]

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