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Rickrolling is lame. I simply do not have time for the "Chuck Norris is awesome and I’m so ironic that I’m cool and you just don’t get it" bullshit that seems to be everywhere on the internet. I don’t care about the laughing baby, and your numa numa guy. Star wars kid can die in a fire.

But the one thing that these all have in common is the fact that- thankfully - their time has come. The minute these hit the mainstream, a new crop of internet memes come up to take their place. I’ve been searching around for the cutting edge. The new. The still cool. Check these out and tell your friends before they find them and tell you. And add your own in the comment and forum following the post.

1. LolJellyfish:

2. The Dramatic Sea Monkeys

You remember the dramatic chipmunk, right? Well, hold onto your hats, kids. Over three minutes of hilarious laughter watching sea monkeys do what they do best: entertain your balls off.

3. Chlorine and Styrofoam

You remember the Mentos and Diet Coke meme, right? Well, this one completely takes the cake.

4. Lee L. Mercer for President

He’s got an interesting background:

As a part of my continuing eduaction, I am making my presidential campaign part of my ROTC Intelligence Academics to record the learnings, doings, and examples of the United States Government as a government consultant, community developer, and financial planner appointed by the United States Federal Congress to record my biography in the United States Government Presidential Election for 2008 from Electronic Surveillance to develop records on the United States Government Presidential Campaign because I am on an academic intelligence hotwire that can not be unhooked by anyone.

I have a doctor degree Phd. as a doctor of laws, medicine ( not practitioner of medicine, i.e. physicians, surgeons), theology, management, engineering and other subjects that are guaranteed by the United States Army in ROTC to be presented to me in a court of Law only.
I will receive my doctor degrees in a court of law only. My final graduation will be in a United States of America’s Court which was ordered by my second ROTC Board and Staff  Janet Reno former U.S. Attorney General, former Chief of Staff of the U.S. Army and Secretary Of  State of The United States General Colin Powell, Sr. and former Secretary of The United States Army Togo West. They will be joining me circumstantially later.

I won scholar of the world in World Management at Rice University from the President Of  Rice University development in engineering with him and the German Government. I won road scholar from the United States Navy/United States Marine Corp. at West Point. All of my records of authencation will be brought forward into court by former board and staff that I have named above according to law for my day in court. 

5. Lost Generation

Don’t want to ruin this one for you until you read it, but parodies of this video are going to be EVERY damn where.

So, what internet memes do you see coming our way? Which ones do you want to crush with a hammer? What are the rules on internet memes?

Discuss in the forum.