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Entries from May 2008

World Famous Red Square to Play Waltham!!

May 30th, 2008 · No Comments

That’s right, Red Square, with frontman Mr. Jimmy Hoffa, will be performing tomorrow evening at the Skellig in Waltham, MA. Per the usual scenario, they’ll take the stage around 9ish and play ’til close.
CNN dot com reports:
…we managed to catch up with Red Square frontman Jim Hoffa just before he boarded a flight out [...]

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Tags: Music · Red Square · weekly news

Sarah Jessica Parker Looks Like

May 30th, 2008 · No Comments

SarahJessicaParkerLooksLikeAHorse.com

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Jimmy Hoffa says stuff

May 29th, 2008 · 4 Comments

This is when it’s a great time to be a Bostonian. Late May - summer is just a phone call away, people are shaking the dust off their grills, motorcycles, mandals, sunroofs, drop-tops, halter tops, ray-bans and coppertone, and plopping shiteating grins on their faces and trying not to say “So, how ’bout this weathah, [...]

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Yank-mees Can Dig For This One Too

May 22nd, 2008 · No Comments

Remember Gino Castignoli? He’s the construction worker who buried the Ortiz jersey in the new Yank-mee Stadium. Well, guess he didn’t stop there. Apparently while working at the stadium for one day, he just went around burying shit in the wet cement! Awesome. Suck it, Yanks. Keith Olberman reports [...]

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Tags: Baseball · MSNBC · Red Sox · Yankees

Love Coffee, Hate Starbucks

May 22nd, 2008 · No Comments

Yeah, yeah, yeah…, everyone bitches about Starbucks but still goes there. I won’t even enter one, even if I desperately need coffee. Fortunately, in my neighborhood we have a nice normal priced coffee shop where you can actually order a “medium” coffee, and don’t need to take a pretentious pill before ordering.
HolyTaco dot [...]

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Tags: assholes · daily annoyances · starbucks

Boston pitching plus some other thoughts.

May 20th, 2008 · 1 Comment

Last night, Jon Lester brought a tear to the collective eye of Red Sox nation with a no-hitter, thrown on about 128 pitches, to the Kansas City Royals at Fenway Park.  The moment after the game between him and skipper Terry Francona was about as close to man-love as anyone really wants to get.  Except [...]

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Colossal Waste of Time?

May 16th, 2008 · 1 Comment

My interest in all the shiny new web services, betas, and networks is obviously not representative of the masses. Most people will not jump at the opportunity to check out anything that has the words “invite-only beta” in the description. I understand that.
Today I saw a forum post from a Hoffa, and he asked the [...]

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Manny Ramirez–Just Havin Fun

May 15th, 2008 · 4 Comments

A lot of people shit on Boston’s beloved Manny for not hustling, goofing off, and being an elusive douchebag to the media. Well, what do you have to say about this play? Of course, this is a contract year for Manny, so he’s got a little more spring in his step out in [...]

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Tags: Baseball · Manny Ramirez · Red Sox

No More Beer at Disney World.

May 13th, 2008 · 5 Comments

We here at THF spend a fair amount of time hanging out together, including our other friends that frequent the Tell Him Fred Forums. In a thread titled “This Weekend, What are You Doing?” we bounce ideas back and forth during the week and eventually come up w/ a plan.
This being a rare weekend [...]

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Enough Is Enough

May 8th, 2008 · 1 Comment

So, about ten minutes ago, I got the following email:
Dear Friend,
My name is Tony Chan Chun-chuen, friend and close confidant to NinaWang Kung, Who passed away on the 3rd of April 2007. I will save your time by not boring you with all the details at this time, Which has already been disseminated by the [...]

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