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Yeah, yeah, yeah…, everyone bitches about Starbucks but still goes there. I won’t even enter one, even if I desperately need coffee. Fortunately, in my neighborhood we have a nice normal priced coffee shop where you can actually order a “medium” coffee, and don’t need to take a pretentious pill before ordering.

HolyTaco dot com has broken down the 8 Types of Annoying People You’ll Find Inside Starbucks. Go read it while you drink some filthy dishwater office coffee that tastes like a combination of soil and Kung Pao Chicken.*

*description of office coffee courtesy of Apples & Moustaches.