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Manny traded to the Dodgers. Jason Bay headed to the Red Sox.

We’ll see ya.

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Okay, I’ll be the first to admit it: July is the worst month for blog posting. There are vacations, work trips, and the kind of weather that makes you want to go outside. Not exactly prime “sit at the computer and think of junk to say” time.
But who wants to read posts apologizing for not [...]

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Yes, it’s true. Estelle Getty died today at 84. Despite popular belief, she was still alive until today.
Getty played the cantankerous Sophia on the popular (?) television program The Golden Girls. Though she was the youngest of the women on the show, she played the mother of Dorothy, played by Bea Arthur.
I [...]

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This morning was one of those times when I realized what a true web dork I am. I found out yesterday that the .me domain names were going on sale at 11 this morning, and I desperately wanted to get aweso.me. Godaddy had a little countdown timer for the days, hours, minutes and seconds until [...]

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Dear lady in the SUV on Rt 1,
First of all let me apologize, I had no business being there on the road with you, me with 2 wheels and you with 4. Obviously with your greater number of surface contact points you deserve a much higher level of consideration. Apparently I didn’t even [...]

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Last night the lady friend and I made the pilgrimmage to the Hampton Beach Casino Ballroom to see George Clinton and Parliament Funkadelic. It was a life changing experience. See, I asked for them to make my funk the P Funk, and that’s exactly what they did.
So, because of that, I’d like to announce my [...]

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This weekend was just about the most boring weekend I can remember. Truly awful. I had absolutely nothing to do whatsoever, and I was sidelined with a ridiculous foot injury. So, I spent a lot of time watching shitty TV. And when you watch shitty TV, you watch even shittier commercials.
There was one commercial that [...]

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