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Dear Angels,

I hope you had fun at Fenway, be sure to take a souveneir Wally with you. You won 100 games in the regular season which is totally awesome. Vladimir Guerrerro is like, a crazy good hitter. Hell, your team is full of crazy good hitters. But I think Jon Lester is much better. He’s really good.

I would tell you to have fun back home, but I looked up an article on Anaheim. It’s kind of a dump. Why don’t you guys move to Seattle? I think the Mariners wouldn’t mind sharing their city with another miserable failure of a playoff team.

Anyway, I’m off to watch some old cartoons. I bet you’re doing the same thing.

Sincerely,

Brian Drury

p.s. Mike Scicococcscisa (or however you spell it) is a doo-doo head.