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Halloween draws nigh, children anticipate sucrose, adults anticipate chicks in Daisy Dukes and such.

October 27th, 2008 by Jimmy Hoffa · No Comments

Halloween. That magical time of year when all the little pagan rugrats come out and break your windows and steal your pets for sacrificial offerings. That special time of the year when a gang of knife-wielding mexicans might actually be less scary than a pack of 11-year olds.

And of course, adults grow up to the tradition of slutty girl’s costumes which invite much speculation about the wearers thereof. A truly lamentable sight, and one which the author can only decry as sexist and exploitative, but one he will nonetheless be forced to endure at this year’s MASSIVE RED SQUARE HALLOWEEN BASH at The Skellig in Waltham.

Yes. This post is all about shameless self-promotion.

They’re giving away six hundred bucks in costume prizes, and we’re raffling off dozens of great items (Pats footballs, etc.) for a great charity, Teen Voices, which helps empower young underpriveleged women by teaching them journalism skills.

Plus with Red Square providing the tunes, you absolutely cannot go wrong.

We’re gonna have a blast with or without you, but we’d rather see you there!

See you there, Fredders!

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