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Actually, no, on second thought don’t blog the vote. Just go out and vote, and then let’s get on with rebuilding this Babyshambles of a country.

Also, for those of you other Massholes out there, don’t forget: vote for a sensible marijuana policy, and vote to keep funding public schools and programs to keep our children away from Al-Qaida and shit.

Ironically, last year, when we lived in a shitty part of town, our voting place was a totally safe area, about a block from our house, at a fire station. This year, now that we live in a nice part of town, our voting place is in one of the last ultra-sketch shit parts of Shawmut Street in the South End. Sweet.

I’m picturing today and tonight as the culmination of the US having been humping someone for months now in the dark, and after the big climax, we’re going to turn on the light and be relieved to see, yes, it was Obama all along, or we’re going to get a nauseating shock when we see the grinning rictus framed by white hair, and realize that we just knocked up Senator McCain, and now we have to deal with him for the next 4 years, calling us all the time, showing up at our office parties, and ruining Christmas by getting drunk and taking a shit on the cat.

God, I hope we see Obama when we turn on the light.

See you tomorrow Fredders. Go vote!