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This morning the lady friend tried the new Dunkin Donuts Waffle Breakfast Sandwich. Since I’m staunchly anti-egg and anti-bacon, I could not take part in the sampling, but instead played the role of documentarian.

If you’ve heard of the Dunkin’ Donuts Waffle Breakfast Sandwich, you’ll know that it involves two mini waffles with bacon, egg ad cheese in the middle. Here’s what it looks like in their promotional photos:

And here’s the reality:

Note the matchbox, which indicates size. This thing is tiny.

The first thing she said was “Wow, this smells a lot like waffles.” After one bite she said “I don’t tink I’d ever get this again.” When I pressed for details, she replied “It’s a lot like going to Denny’s and eating everything in one bite. It’s just too much.”

So, I’m guessing you should stay away from this. It may sound good, but no. It’s not.

PS- I wrote this on Thursday to post on Friday. For some reason, post dating a blog post in wordpress isn’t working. Just letting the governing body of NaBloPoMo know, since they have such strict editorial standards.