So, the lady friend and I went looking for a new place and found something straight-up unbelievable. A gigantic loft with about, oh, say, 10x the space we currently have. It’s insane, and the price is right. Only problem is….we need a significant down payment. To the tune of $13,000 ish. That’s a big “ish”. We’re sick of just throwing money out in the street, and it would be nice to have something that’s actually nice.
Because of that, I’m entertaining any get rich scheme.
Gimme a ponzi.
Gimme a fake “make cash on the internet without seeing, buying, or even paying for…” scheme.
So whaddya got? The parameters are as follows: I’ve got a month or so to come up with that kind of scratch. I also will not entertain any idea that involves ripping off the elderly, selling commemorative 9/11 coins, or knocking off a liquor store. I’ve already started to sell out as a paid shill making videos on Social Cigar, but that just gives me free stogies rather than actual cash.
Thoughts?
9 responses so far ↓
1 Magglio // Feb 18, 2009 at 12:16 am
What about trading in your unused gold 4 cash?
2 Barry Freed // Feb 18, 2009 at 12:25 am
I had no idea my gold jewelry was worth so much money!
3 Jimmy Hoffa // Feb 18, 2009 at 1:08 am
You could always buy and sell those 9-11 commemorative silver certificates. They’re actual legal tender!
4 Barry Freed // Feb 18, 2009 at 1:15 am
Hoffa, I explicitly stated:
I also will not entertain any idea that involves ripping off the elderly, selling commemorative 9/11 coins, or knocking off a liquor store
Sure, it’s not a coin, but it falls under the same exclusion.
5 Angela // Feb 18, 2009 at 6:54 am
You could sell your body, or maybe take a stab at cocaine dealership? I hear you can quadruple your initial investment on a kilo.
6 Jimmy Hoffa // Feb 18, 2009 at 8:36 am
Yeah, but what about those 9-11 coins?
7 Jimmy Hoffa // Feb 18, 2009 at 9:56 am
Just kidding. Did you know that a woman can get up to $10,000.00 for a successfully harvested ovum?
8 Randi // Feb 18, 2009 at 12:04 pm
Ha, ha. I actually can’t say that I haven’t thought of that before when times were tight, Hoffa.
I keep saying that Steve needs to start pulling some modeling gigs…earn his keep around here.
9 Kristen // Feb 20, 2009 at 3:25 pm
Steve and Bobby, both.
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