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Entries from March 2009

72 Hours of Self-Imposed House Arrest

March 30th, 2009 · No Comments

It’ll do strange things to a body.  For instance, I voluntarily watched half an episode of “ America’s Next Top Model.”  I don’t know why I did it, only that I needed something to break the monotony of eating pepper, onion and mushroom pizza from Mangia and playing Resident Evil 5.   Seriously, that’s pretty much [...]

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Notes from the armchair

March 27th, 2009 · No Comments

Notes from the armchair
Hey Fredders. Been a few days now, hasn’t it? Barry’s started his new job, so he’s been busier than a one-armed paper-hanger that has to do his job while being attacked by vicious insects, and me, well, I’ve had my hands full with other stuff.
I’ve managed to break my ankle. How [...]

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Turning 30 In Vegas…..Beat That. I Dare You

March 19th, 2009 · 2 Comments

So, as you’ve already heard from Hoffa, I just got back from celebrating my 30th birthday in Vegas. The lady friend completely blew my mind, as everything was a complete surprise. But instead of just talking about how awesome the vacation was, let me go into specifics:
Day One: March 11th- We checked in early and [...]

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Barry’s Birthday Bash 2009

March 17th, 2009 · 2 Comments

Well, I wasn’t lying Fredders, when I said that Barry and his girlfriend, Randi were off to Vegas for his birthday this last weekend.  They did take off, actually mid week last week, and spent 6 nights in Las Vegas, living it up and winning big. They took in the sights, saw some shows, and [...]

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U2 makes stab at relevance, relevance dodges handily and delivers judo chop to U2’s neck

March 12th, 2009 · No Comments

Well, folks, Barry has left town for Vegas with his girlfriend to celebrate his birthday, leaving me here to update the blog. Jerk. So since he’s skipped town, I was going to try to write something that he’d never let me post about while he was here, but I couldn’t think of anything, so I [...]

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Let’s talk T.O.-cheese.

March 10th, 2009 · No Comments

So T.O. is now in the AFC East…as a Buffalo Bill. Say it with me: Terrell Owens is now a wide receiver for the Buffalo Bills. You can’t make this stuff up. Terrell Owens, the most “you-don’t-throw-da-ball-to-me-enough”, complainy-pants receiver in the NFL is now getting passes thrown to him by Trent Edwards. Or maybe J.P. [...]

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Tags: Patriots · assholes · don't you wish you had a division like this? · douchebaggery · sports

All talk, no rock, some clock.

March 9th, 2009 · 1 Comment

- Daylight savings time arrives in Boston, just in time for one final snowstorm! As the sneaker factory powers up for another week of soul-crushing misery, let’s offer a quick recap of some of the weekend’s inconsequentia, just in case you weren’t around.
- Grapefruit league baseball has been underway for a few days now, offering [...]

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Nerd Boy Solves State’s Fiscal Crisis

March 5th, 2009 · No Comments

I’m fairly purring right now, with nerd love. I have all I can do not to stroke it constantly, whisper to it and tell it that we’ll be together forever. Right now I even believe it - it’s so new that I’m not even remotely aware of the fact that in two years I’ll want [...]

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Monday Minutiae begets Tuesday Trivia…

March 3rd, 2009 · 1 Comment

So as none of you may know, I’ve become a rather involved Yelper. The website where internet busybodies share their busybody opinions, disguised as hip and interesting exposes, on local businesses and merchants? That’s yelp.com. I attended my first “yelp event” this past weekend, a booze-up at a dive, which made me decide I like [...]

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