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So as none of you may know, I’ve become a rather involved Yelper. The website where internet busybodies share their busybody opinions, disguised as hip and interesting exposes, on local businesses and merchants? That’s yelp.com. I attended my first “yelp event” this past weekend, a booze-up at a dive, which made me decide I like these folks.

The Globe has gotten into a little page three action with their photo article about the Patriots Cheerleader tryouts. Hard-hitting journalism.

The ladyboys over at apples & moustaches are rapidly approaching the point of no return on their journey into the dangerous and seductive world of “being a great big woman.” Joining the nation’s outrage about the shenanigans on “The Bachelor”? Really guys? Please go back to bashing Boston sports teams. It makes us all a lot more comfortable.

I still don’t care about college basketball.

I managed to browbeat T-Mobile into paying me to not only remain a loyal customer, but also to supply me with a new Blackberry Curve. I’m way more excited about that than I should be.

I, along with Loki and Cutty, are planning two camping trips this year, the first of which to be held in May, will be “guys only”. Barry better get his calendar out, cuz we have only one more “guys only” spot left.  Just kidding, Barry. You can totally come no matter what. September we’re throwing open to the wives/girlfriends. I myself will have a wife by that time. Yowzer!

Speaking of having a wife, we also have a honeymoon destination! Mazatlan! Shit’s gonna be off the hook yo.

Back to the sneaker factory, Fredders! See you soon.