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So T.O. is now in the AFC East…as a Buffalo Bill. Say it with me: Terrell Owens is now a wide receiver for the Buffalo Bills. You can’t make this stuff up. Terrell Owens, the most “you-don’t-throw-da-ball-to-me-enough”, complainy-pants receiver in the NFL is now getting passes thrown to him by Trent Edwards. Or maybe J.P. Losman. Who else thinks this is going to be, like, the most beautiful train wreck ever? I can’t decide if there’s even a chance that this will pay off for the Bills. Everyone knows T.O. is a toxic locker-room douchebag, but is that stuff going to fly in the land of frozen boogers and “Bring Back Jim Kelly” signs?

This is a last-ditch effort, by a team that has already been the #1 laughingstock of the NFL, (I’d say that was Detroit, but you don’t laugh at the retarded kid) to revitalize their franchise and stave off the jackals who want to drag the Bills’ frozen corpse to Toronto. Hell, T.O. doesn’t even know where Buffalo is. I wish I could say I was surprised.

Apparently the Jets passed on T.O., which I guess makes sense. Kellen Clemens throwing downfield? Sure. Let’s spend millions on making a guy just run up and down the field while the zipperhead under center gets sacked 6 times a game.

The Dolphins are fielding Chad Pennington again this year. Pardon me if that doesn’t exactly cause tremors of fear to pass through the ranks.

Call me a cynic, but for now, anyway, it doesn’t look like the division is stacking much up against New England. Who by the way signed Shawn Springs. He may be in his last couple of years as a great starter, but New England has proven its ability to squeeze every last drop of playability out of a guy, and most people think Springs has a good amount left in the tank. Fred Taylor? That remains to be seen, but it should be interesting nonetheless.

Hop to, Fredders! See you soon.