Ladies and gentlemen, I have often thought I was above the “As Seen On TV” craze. I watch the late night infomercials and think: who would buy that junk? Well, I’ve fallen victim to Cutlery Corner. Cutlery Corner is all about selling ridiculous knives. And whenever I get a chance I watch, as the host, Tom O’Dell of the Tom O’Dell insanity hour is just amazing. And he got me.
The other night I was watching when I heard about the “Wake Up! Special”. It involved 9 knives for under $40. So I bought it. And after that, I saw the most beautiful family heirloom of all time, the hoof knive. Here they are:
Three weird blue knives that apparently I need.
The My First Sony of knives.
Dude, a knife with wolves on it. Who can say no?
Two “sure grip” knives.
The big dog. This is a survival knife. Like you didn’t know.
Now here we go, ladies and gentlemen. A piece that will be given from generation to generation. The deer hoof knife.
Yep, it’s a dagger with imitation deer fur on the shaft.
Just look at the detail.
And that’s the most beautiful part…the end. It’s shaped like a hoof. So this is just about the most intimidating thing you could ever show a deer before stabbing it in the brain….deer fur, a picture of a deer running, and something that imitates its own feet. It would just look amazing above any mantle.
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1 When You Watch Late Night TV, You Buy Stupid Shit // Apr 3, 2009 at 10:42 am
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2 Kristen // Apr 3, 2009 at 10:45 am
Ahh, this is what you were talking about when I came up to visit last weekend? Its just about as classy as that brass plate etching you did of the lion’s head. Well done, sir.
3 Kristina // Apr 7, 2009 at 6:30 am
The hoof knife totally reminds me of The Auction show in your hometown! I clearly remember watching one night when they were selling various items featuring Native Americans and wolves etched into them. Classic!
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