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Goodbye liver. Goodbye 6-8 hours of sleep a night. Goodbye productivity. Goodbye not smelling like a goat because I managed to take a shower in the morning.
Hello 125-cc IV of Dunkin’s. Hello visine. Hello three bags of empty beer bottles in the kitchen. Hello shaving with my eyes closed in the morning.
Hello Red Sox. It’s [...]

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How can you not admire the way Franconer and the Sox have shifted their weight, tightened here, snipped here, let a hem out there, and all of a sudden they seem like a lighter, yet more forceful team than before. Granted, you’ve still got Shrek trying to figure out how to hit right again, but [...]

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“Fans entering the playing field will be arrested and prosecuted under the full extent of the law. Enjoy your afternoon / evening at Fenway Park.”
That’s the announcement that roughly 40,000 people hear 81 times per year, not counting the playoffs. Yet there’s always one asshole (yeah I know, Boston is full of ‘em, [...]

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Remember Gino Castignoli? He’s the construction worker who buried the Ortiz jersey in the new Yank-mee Stadium. Well, guess he didn’t stop there. Apparently while working at the stadium for one day, he just went around burying shit in the wet cement! Awesome. Suck it, Yanks. Keith Olberman reports [...]

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A lot of people shit on Boston’s beloved Manny for not hustling, goofing off, and being an elusive douchebag to the media. Well, what do you have to say about this play? Of course, this is a contract year for Manny, so he’s got a little more spring in his step out in [...]

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