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I’m fairly purring right now, with nerd love. I have all I can do not to stroke it constantly, whisper to it and tell it that we’ll be together forever. Right now I even believe it - it’s so new that I’m not even remotely aware of the fact that in two years I’ll want [...]

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There are quite a few lofts and new apartment complexes around here, so the lady friend and I are always seeing signs for an open house. Finally we decided we’d go take a look at some of them on a Sunday when we had nothing else today. Well, today was that day, and we learned [...]

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This morning the lady friend tried the new Dunkin Donuts Waffle Breakfast Sandwich. Since I’m staunchly anti-egg and anti-bacon, I could not take part in the sampling, but instead played the role of documentarian.
If you’ve heard of the Dunkin’ Donuts Waffle Breakfast Sandwich, you’ll know that it involves two mini waffles with bacon, egg ad [...]

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Where was your first concert experience? This is a question you could answer with some detail, right? I mean, come on, this is a real memory for all of us, right?
Where were you?
Were you seeing a band you liked for a long time…like, I mean, you followed them forever?
For me it was Pink Floyd…with my [...]

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First off, RIP Ricardo Montalban. I hope you are high in the sky, sitting in a plush easy chair made of rich Corinthian Leather.  You were my first movie villain (Star Trek II) and starred in the first TV show my dad let me sneakily stay up late to watch (Fantasy Island). I met William [...]

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Dont’ you love it when CVS has their Christmas crap out in October? I know I do. It’s not Thanksgiving yet, and you can already witness questionable-smelling individuals buying tubs of peanut M&Ms, hair dryers, batteries, Rhinocort and floss for their loved ones’ holiday cheer. Good Lord, the last thing you want to see when [...]

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Boston.com, the militant online wing of the Globe, published their “50 Scariest Movies of all Time”, in the hit-grubbing tradition of Halloween. Being a sucker for lists, I had to click through each one of their picks and their comments, to get to their number one. I can only say that afterwards I felt roughly [...]

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We’ve been getting criticism from some of our readers lately. They’re calling us lazy. They’re asking why we haven’t been posting.
Truth is, we’re just lazy during July. It happens. But now it’s August and that all changes. See, we’ve joined nablopomo, which is National Blog Posting Month. We now have to post EVERY day during [...]

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Weeeellll, loyal readers of THF, it’s time to call a spade a spade.
The guys at assholes and mustaches have officially welched on our blog post bet, and unfortunately, we here at TellHimFred surrendered our thirty-day “take it easy on the welching shitheads” token a couple of bourbon shots ago.
We’re a Boston-based blog, as you know, [...]

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Pics from the Red Square show at the Chicken Bone.

Thanks to all you TellHimFredders who made this an awesome show!!

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