“Fans entering the playing field will be arrested and prosecuted under the full extent of the law. Enjoy your afternoon / evening at Fenway Park.”
That’s the announcement that roughly 40,000 people hear 81 times per year, not counting the playoffs. Yet there’s always one asshole (yeah I know, Boston is full of ‘em, [...]
Entries Tagged as 'Red Sox'
Newest Patriots Linebacker or What NESN Didn’t Broadcast
June 2nd, 2008 · 3 Comments
Tags: Baseball · Red Sox · assholes
Yank-mees Can Dig For This One Too
May 22nd, 2008 · No Comments
Remember Gino Castignoli? He’s the construction worker who buried the Ortiz jersey in the new Yank-mee Stadium. Well, guess he didn’t stop there. Apparently while working at the stadium for one day, he just went around burying shit in the wet cement! Awesome. Suck it, Yanks. Keith Olberman reports [...]
Tags: Baseball · MSNBC · Red Sox · Yankees
Manny Ramirez–Just Havin Fun
May 15th, 2008 · 4 Comments
A lot of people shit on Boston’s beloved Manny for not hustling, goofing off, and being an elusive douchebag to the media. Well, what do you have to say about this play? Of course, this is a contract year for Manny, so he’s got a little more spring in his step out in [...]
Tags: Baseball · Manny Ramirez · Red Sox
The Final “Sports Final.” Thanks, Bob Lobel
April 30th, 2008 · 3 Comments
Well, last night at 11:23 was the last time legendary Boston sportscaster, Bob Lobel, signed off the air. He once said, “thousands of sportscasts, and none of them went the way they were supposed to.” I guess last night began about the same. A little after I got home last night, Bob [...]
Tags: Bob Lobel · Patriots · Red Sox · sports
Seven things to love about Boston right now.
April 23rd, 2008 · 1 Comment
1. The temperature is 76 degrees, with low relative humidity. Basically, this is perfect weather for humans. I don’t care who you are, 76 and not muggy is bliss.
2. Currently, 3 players on the Boston Red Sox are hitting above .400. Those three guys lead the AL in hitting. The Sox lead the league in [...]
When Will Manny Reach 500 Home Runs?
April 17th, 2008 · No Comments
Welcome to the first Tell Him Fred poll! Where we’ll be periodically coming up with all sorts of random bullshit for you to vote on! Who has longer nose hair? Opposite or Cutty? Which is better? Mortadella or bologna? How many food items does Barry regularly cover with ketchup?
These are the burning questions that [...]
Red Sox in Less than 24 Hours
March 24th, 2008 · 2 Comments
So the Sox will be starting their season over in Tokyo tomorrow. I believe they play at 7 or 8pm Tokyo time, but here in Boston it’ll be 6:05am. My original plan was to take the day off work and start pounding Krin Ichiban 22 ouncers at the first pitch, but I’ll have to [...]
Tags: Red Sox
Red Sox Nation
November 7th, 2007 · No Comments
So the gloss is gone. It’s been over a week now and it’s no longer at the fore front of everyone’s mind. The Red Sox are World Champs, woo hoo. As none of you may know, I’m not from around here. I grew up in the Mid-West, and the closest baseball team to me was [...]
Tags: Red Sox
So Glad I Don’t Live In Denver
October 29th, 2007 · 4 Comments
Someone’s gotta give Denver a little love. But it’s not coming from this corner of Boston. I justd saw Brett Favre looking like Tom Brady in MNF. Or is it Tom looking like Brett? Not sure, but after losing (swept) the World Series in Denver and having to watch the Sox [...]
Liveblogging the Red Sox game 4
October 28th, 2007 · 1 Comment
Folks, here we go. This is an unprecedented event as the entire cast of debaucherous characters from TellHimFred are together to liveblog the game in anticipation of a Red Sox sweep. The vido camera is rolling now, and we’ll be updating this post throughout the evening.
8:26 pm- Fred Willard reading the lineups? Holy dog shit.ÂÂ
8:31 [...]
Tags: Red Sox