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So, with all of the attention that last post has received, I think I really need to state something that should be fairly obvious: I don’t hate cops.
The way it all went down really pissed me off. I didn’t show it through the entire ordeal, as I knew the only way to get out of [...]

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Ladies and gentlemen, let me tell you a tale. A tale that I never thought I’d tell in the first person.
Because you see friends, I just did a bid. I spent time in the slammer. The clink. Jail. But let’s not jump ahead.
Tuesday June 22, 6:30 PM EST
It’s time for me to leave work. I [...]

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You just aint gonna believe the crazy ill domestic shit my ass got into this weekend, kid. It’s just gonna blow your mind to even ponder the illmatic shiznit I got into over Memorial Day. It’s off the chain.
Saturday
The fiance and I got up late and I was playing some Red Dead Redemption (ridin’ horses, [...]

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Let me preface this post by saying this: this world is full of people of all different colors. Some of them are white people.  Some of them are black people.  Some people are asian people.  Some are latin. Some are a whole mix of different stuff. Those words don’t mean anything to me beyond [...]

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I have a day off today, and the lady friend and I were doing what any red-blooded American should do at 10:30 am on a Friday- Watching Maury Povich.
While anxiously awaiting the result of yet another paternity test, the following commercial popped up and I was awestruck.

I did a couple of google searches and found [...]

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- I had a dream in which my wife and I were somehow kidnapped by a cannibal cult, led by my good friend Loki. The cult consisted of all sorts of different people from all walks of life. The deal was, join them, or they’d let you go, then find a way [...]

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The second one is my favorite.

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I’m thinking of starting a regular feature on THF, called “Bad Advice From the Internet”. The other I posted a ridiculous article about “What Women Wish Guys Knew” – a reminder that listening to advice found on the internet can easily have startlingly traumatic consequences. But let it never be said that [...]

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Hey Fredders. Long time no see.  I was reading email today, when an article title caught my eye: “21 Things Women Wish Men Knew”, on some MSN page or another.  I remember thinking as I clicked the link “maybe this is important information I and all of my male friends should have!  Perhaps I will [...]

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This post is inspired by some very lively recent discussion.  Imagine your favorite 1980s TV shows…where everyone is wasted.
Drunk Webster just gets stuck in the dumbwaiter, followed by 30 minutes of cursing and banging.
Drunk Punky Brewster ends badly for George.
Drunk A-Team:
While investigating the local crimelord who is extorting the two beautiful sisters who run the [...]

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