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- I had a dream in which my wife and I were somehow kidnapped by a cannibal cult, led by my good friend Loki. The cult consisted of all sorts of different people from all walks of life. The deal was, join them, or they’d let you go, then find a way [...]

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The second one is my favorite.

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I’m thinking of starting a regular feature on THF, called “Bad Advice From the Internet”. The other I posted a ridiculous article about “What Women Wish Guys Knew” – a reminder that listening to advice found on the internet can easily have startlingly traumatic consequences. But let it never be said that [...]

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Hey Fredders. Long time no see.  I was reading email today, when an article title caught my eye: “21 Things Women Wish Men Knew”, on some MSN page or another.  I remember thinking as I clicked the link “maybe this is important information I and all of my male friends should have!  Perhaps I will [...]

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This post is inspired by some very lively recent discussion.  Imagine your favorite 1980s TV shows…where everyone is wasted.
Drunk Webster just gets stuck in the dumbwaiter, followed by 30 minutes of cursing and banging.
Drunk Punky Brewster ends badly for George.
Drunk A-Team:
While investigating the local crimelord who is extorting the two beautiful sisters who run the [...]

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If you’re not a fantasy football fan, I’m guessing this post isn’t for you. But if you are, feel free to give us your critiques, suggestions, and general opinions of the team Hoffa and I put together last night in our draft.
We’re playing in a 9 team league, and last [...]

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I’ve done it, Fredders. As both an apology and an excuse for the long absence from writing, I’m proud to inform you that I’m now a married man.  All the months of planning, plotting, scheming, building, telephoning, wheedling, cajoling, rending of garments, etc. came to a head on August 15th, 2009 at a sweet, [...]

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In my last post, I explained that the search is on for a new local establishment where I can have a few beers, play a little keno, and watch a game or two. Well, last night Hoffa and I decided to check out a place that seemed to fit my stringent requirements, The Wave.
If you [...]

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One of my best excuses for not posting in, well, a month is the fact that I just moved to a new place. And it’s great. No more bashed-in windshields, no kids throwing basketballs at our walls, no more awful Revere Beach traffic. Everything is excellent, and I have no complaints.
But one thing is missing: [...]

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Weelll…I had hoped to be finished with our masterpiece, and have a complete and total package to show you this week.  But paint takes time to dry, and the nice days where you can play a game of golf are limited! (Mom had a 4 pm tee time) Nevertheless, we completed the final steps, and [...]

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